You know you're ready to be a dad when...

You Know You're Ready to Be a Dad When...

1) You smile at any little kid that will look at you.
2) The thought of assembling nursery furniture and toys gets you excited.
3) You take ultrasound pictures to the office to show all your co-workers.
4) You've installed the car seat — eight months before your wife is due.
5) You won't mind strangers touching your pregnant wife's stomach.
6) You can't resist buying that rubber ducky or cute little outfits.
7) You start looking at baby outfits and saying, "Ooooh, that's cute!"
8) You begin feeling sorry for friends who don't have children.
9) Your single friends start avoiding you.
10) Your wife begins referring to you as "Daddy."

You Know You're a New Dad When...
1) Little kids smile and make funny faces at you.
2) The thought of having to assemble anything gives you a headache.
3) You take birth photos to the office to show your coworkers.
4) You discover you've installed the car seat wrong, but lost the directions eight months ago.
5) You're sick and tired of strangers poking at your baby.
6) You have nightmares featuring squeaking toys.
7) You look at your baby's outfit and say, "Ooooh, is that poop?"
8) Friends who don't have children feel sorry for you.
9) Your single friends continue to avoid you.
10) Your baby says, "Da-da," and it's the most wonderful thing you've ever heard.